Tuesday, March 5, 2013

会短命。。。

Almost every working day, i've to deal with such a situation...

(We communicate in hokkien!)

Me : "Pa, what you wanna eat? Mix rice want anot?"
Dad (shout) : "Don't want lah, the mix rice cooked by PRC, so dirty, later i eat already kena TB again, u want me to kena TB issit?"
Me : "No, not cooked by PRC! Or you wan Pig organ soup?"
Dad (shout) : "Also cooked by PRC! blah blah blah blah. Buy one pack of mix rice lah!"

(He always assume that every stalls are operated by PRC!)


Disclaimer : I'm NOT bias against PRC!

4 comments:

  1. Firstly, sorry, but i've to confess... i seriously find your blog darn "Ah-Lian" and low-class! Why? Look at how and what you've typed on your blog! Chinese mixed with bad English! Oh boy, check your tenses and vocabs before you post anythin' on your blog!

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  2. Secondly, don't show off what you're wearin' on or goin'! Nobody wants to know, other than your fair-weather friends! What puttin' on new lenses and goin' to those cheapskate country like Hat Yai don't make you look glamorous! It'll only make you look like a country bum or a person with only an Elementary certificate! Why not i challenge you to go to countries like Italy or Switzerland instead! Don't come and patronize me that you've went to those places which i've mentioned unless you proof it to me by showin' me photographs! Or else, i won't buy that! And you think you're very beautiful and classy huh? S*** you la! Your face look like a f****** piece of s***! Your face's far too pale already, like you've a long mahjong session the last night, lack of sleep like that! And look at your eye bags and dark circles... You can be China's national treasure already, the panda! Don't ever dream or think you're pretty okay, kept havin' the same old, borin' poses on your blog! Please, change your poses! Don't use "Hokkien" on your blog too, make you look like a low class b**** and a cheap prostitute who stands along the alley of Geylang Lorong 14! Oh, please! Change those bad habits of yours huh!

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  3. Thirdly, what? i'm so shocked and surprised that you're so young only! What? You're with two children at your age? Oh my goodness, you must enjoy havin' sex and makin' love with different guys at different night clubs every weekends, isn't it? Heard from my ex-boyfriend that you LOOK LIKE someone whom he've met before and you guys have a threesome with his friends, i don't know what he'd said's true anot la! But from your appearances, i really believe what he'd said because you do really look like a wild girl and a party animal! Feel sad for your daughters also, i really don't know how're you goin' to teach them or tell them in the future that you gave birth to them at such a young age! Never mind, when your daughters grow up, you can train them to become the top-notch prostitute in Singapore! Like mother, like daughters! Really pity your husband, how can he tolerate his wife to be a "Second-Hand" material or not a virgin! Your virgina must be f***** by a lot of guys, correct anot? It's okay, in the future, you and your daughters can go and open up a prostituition den's business and welcome guys to f*** you! At the same time, you and your daughters can enjoy and be paid at the same time what, good right, you can consider doin' this business. But with the ugly looks on your daughters, at most, guys're willin' to fork out S$10.00 only! Never mind la, everyday you can get ten customers and you'll get to earn hundred bucks each day! Good, isn't it?

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  4. Last but not least, you're goin' Korea for? No need to go la, i'd rather you spend your time at Geylang findin' customers and earn more cash better still! Go Korea for your boobs' job or cosmetic surgery huh? Your face so "fugly" (f****** ugly) already! No matter how many times you do also won't use or change the facts that you're born ugly! What, put fake eye lashes'll make your appearances and eyes look bigger, is it? S*** you la! Will only make you look like a drag queen or a transvestite! Okay la, suits you too! All your appearances and manners're all also fake what, so you're suitable for it! Don't keep complainin' and whinin' about staffs givin' you a bad service! And some more, want to ask the staff for his or her name! Oh please, get a life! Look at yourself, who'll respect you when you go out and buy stuffs? People'll only despise and look down on you only! You love to complaint, right? Go complaint to your husband that you've a f****** piece of loose cunt, loose c*** b*** due to over-excessive of f****** by many different races and different types of guys! Oh, go and check whether you've any sex diseases or STD anot, better to protect you and your loved ones what! Do you need me to buy you a mirror to carry along with you every time? So that that'll remind you of what i've mentioned to you today! Hope you'll bear it in mind for my comments and feedbacks for you today! For people that thinks i'm jealous of her looks'll only make you a childish and shallow person only! So don't ever think that way, please! Best of luck...

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