Thursday, August 25, 2016


For the first time, the ex husband msged me and say "I am sorry" (repeatedly). It's becos of Raeann. It took him such a long time to see my effort. I don't usually give up on someone or something easily. When I give up, it means I had enough. 

I closed another Vezel Sport today!!! Wah I really like this kind of decisive customer, just like me! Received this msg only at 10+pm last night, today buy liao! 

CRV postponed to Sat! Record breaking. 4th deal in a week for such market. Boss asked me to treat his place like my own soccer field, how I want to kick, I decide myself. Price also! He let me decide. Lol

I think he knows I'm a good decision maker. Okay, I need to keep this momentum going. Close 10 in one month, enough liao. Thanks for everyone's help and referrals. 

But my service is really good de hor. It doesn't ends when you collected your car. I'll still keep following up...

Making sure everything's okay. Not okay, I settle! I'll not shun responsiblity one, don't worry. 

I was at the workshop settling a car's roof lining this morning. (I also asked them to polish the whole interior!) And I'm paying for it. No choice ah, met with CB dealer. I just want to ensure everything is smooth and okay for all my customers. Money is secondary, I can earn it back one. Few hundred dollars to see through a person, worth it. There are 782675 dealers in SG, I don't need him at all.

Come, what car you want? Just tell me. I'll dig out one with good depre, condition and dealer for you. Not in a hurry? Nvm. Tell me what to look out for you. If I happened to have one, I'll call you. 

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

What kind of sorcery is this?

Remember the CRV I helped to sell to a dealer? I'm selling the same vehicle to my customer tomorrow. And I've confidence that he will buy... Becos he's my ex boyfriend!!! Hahahaha

Don't get me wrong. He's married. And it's really a good deal, else I'll not intro him too. I know him too well liao lah! Afterall, we were together for 4 years plus leh, when I was 18.

Well, he asked me to look out for SUV for him. I suddenly remember it this morning. 

His current vehicle was bought from my previous company too. I've explained to him about all the downpayment, interest and instalments. Wah, I'm pro in calculating all these now. I've got diploma in accountancy leh. Figures are not hard for me, just that I don't like it. Becos ah, I'm not a gei gao person, dollars and cents are not really important to me. 

This dealer is really reliable and nice. So I don't mind earning money for him at all. (Buy and sell within 3 days leh!) If this deal succeeded, it will be the 3rd within one week (4th in total within two weeks). It's lidat one mah. If someone knows how to appreciate you, you will do more without complaining. 

My ex boyfriend knows me very well too. He actually tried very hard to win me back when we broke off, and during my separation. His mum was the one who encouraged him to do so, even when I already have kids. He likes Meimei a lot too. 

But you know, when it's over, it's over. Feeling is a hard thing to explain. To me, I'll not even try when there's no feeling at all. 

So we remained as friends, nothing but purely friends. Drawing a clear line is what I'm best at. I'm happy this way! And I sincerely wish him happiness always. Thank you for always trusting and loving me (as a friend) for who I am.

I google about F10 cos of him! 

My bro! I'm very busy hor, lol. I warned him liao. Any problem with his BMW, don't find me. I'm very very scared of BMW now. I'll try to push him that Lexus instead. If he don't listens, don't find me please. BMW is scary.
Luckily hor, I'm a very organised person. I planned all my appointments swee swee one. So ah, don't worry that I'll cork you up, I won't. "Busy" is my first name now; Busy Joanne Ng. LOL

Btw, I'm selling this bed (frame + mattress) away. I don't know how much should I sell. Just quote me your best offer! It's a queen size, under utilize! Very very new! Transport from your own. Via appointment only.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Close close close!

This person is from Republic Auto! I quarrelled with him before! Hahaha 

Jialat. A lot of dealers tracked my FB liao. Lol! But no lah, I didn't add any of them. My FB is very clean one leh, I don't anyhow add people. They are very happy to see me can, asked me to go chit chat whenever I'm free. Hahaha (But WALAO, I hate Turf, it's like an oven. I hate all the memories there. I hate that I was being banned there for a super dramatic reason.)

One young salesman at AML see me as his idol, cos I'm sibei hardworking, and I drive a Merc. He don't know that I bought the car before I became a broker/agent/whatever lah.

Mercedes Benz, the status is there. But I didn't buy it cos of the status, I bought it blindly. But it somehow became my motivation to work hard, cos I've to make sure I earned enough to pay for it.

I closed two deals these two days. One of them is this Nissan! Yes, he bought! :) I want to follow my dad to go kpo around again. Maybe should learn to play golf too. Lol!

Everyone is lending me their helping hands now, referring people to me. Some can close, some can't, some takes a long time, some within few hours. But all in all, thank you everyone, with a very grateful heart. Whether I managed to close the deal or not, I thank all for remembering me. 
Look for me if you want to sell your car, I'll give you the best price! Confirm, guarantee + chop. Cos I can push the price up among all my dealers! Whoever give the highest, I'll inform you. Nice hor? I help you save time to ask around! Such service 那里找? Hahahaha
Same goes for buying car. No idea what car you want? No problem, come to me, I'll give my most honest opinion and intro good cars to you. Like a friend initially wanted a Camry or Accord. After some research, I think that the depre for these two Asian cars are crazy, so I intro him one Lexus IS250 (depre slightly higher but parf is higher and classier of cos) instead. He quite likes the car lah. Such service 那里找 again? LOL
The above Nissan also like that leh. He didn't specify what he wants, just briefly told me any Asian cars, 1.6, around 2-3 years left. So I just pushed this car lor and he's okay with it. Thank god for my dad friend's help also lah. Cos ah, they keep neh neh neh there, I no understand ah.
One dealer finally understand why I refused to get tied down by one company. Sitting and gossiping meaningless stuffs around can't get me more customers. I'd rather go kpo everywhere, find customers & get on good terms with dealers so they will give my customers better price and benefits. I really run the whole SG carmarts almost everyday.
But sorry hor, I don't go clubbing or drinking with any customers or dealers, I only kpo during office hours. Someone once told me there's no need to do such thing to get sales, but I wonder why he did that. Someone once told me he hates drinking and clubbing, but I wonder why he brought woman out to club, drink, made her drunk and brought her to god-knows-where when we were still together. Sigh

You can never put 100% trust in men. Cos you only ended up hurting yourself. 
It's okay. I have no regrets. The right one will appears one day. And he will be the one I fulfil all my dreams with. Maldives, Santorini and all over the world. I'm waiting for YOU.

From a reader. So much love from everyone around. 

Monday, August 22, 2016

Orange is the new black!

Ho Ho Ho, what's in that orange box?! :) 

Losing a crap person in your life is actually a gain. As all the truths slowly unfold, though it still makes me dumb founded for a moment, I'm glad, very very glad to wake up from my "fantasy". I thank God for pulling me out from the liar world, I thank God for saving me.

A man who is unstable, will never stay faithful. No matter how good you're, he will stray means he will stray. It's in his gene or character, can't be changed. I'm glad I no longer have to share that dirty man with other women, be it an Aunty, or some property agent. CCB. Fuck all those I love you crap. Love never exist for him, he don't even know what's love. He played with feeling, thinking that everyone is as heartless as him. 

Stay far away from me please. Pretend not to know me if we ever meet again. Becos I'll walk away and pretend not to know you too. But I'll pray everyday, not to see you again. 

No, I won't curse you cos I want to remain kind as I am. I don't want to lose my kindness becos of a shit like you. For all the things you did, I can only say I'm not good enough for you. I hope you can find someone better. 

All the tears I shed for you, made me so much stronger today. Meeting you has become a lesson, not a gift. 
The person whom you gave up your everything for, fought against the whole world for, turned out to be the most evil person in your life, screwed your entire life upside down. I've met the worst, anyone that comes next will definitely be better. 

And oh, my luck is coming back! I've struck 4D twice! My life is turning around, and better of cos! 

I'll work very hard though I still haven't find my goal yet, but I'll work and work and work till I recover one day. The day when someone talks about him & I'll go "none of my business" and walk away. 
Anyone wish to sell your car? I can help you. I'll help you get quotes from all the dealers from my side and let you know who offers the highest! Save your time and effort to ask one by one! Just send me your log card will do! ^^ (Today, I helped to push one Honda CRV 2.4 from $34k to $38k!) 

Sunday, August 21, 2016

They're growing up, I'm growing old!

Hur, I abit regret mentioning the word "sweet", some of the comments really give me goosebumps, sorry. I need to find time to go through every single comment, and choose the winner. Tsk. Hard task. Lol, who want to help me? 

She played game on her iPad using his photo which she took last time & show me. The bond between them is strong, until I've no idea how to explain to her. Telling her he's just an illusion? Or he's no longer around? It's hard. Many times I just firmly said, "can you just forget about him?" I know, all the memories will fade one day, slowly. 

Brought the kids to choose their birthday present today! I've no time to do up a party in their school this year, but party favor will still be given. Ordered liao. Nothing extravagant, but customised, as usual. 

Becos this year I wish to do something special. I want them to give goodie bags (separately preparing) to those needy children. Buying goodies for 60 children is no joke, not the money, but the strength to carry everything. 
Time to let them learn not to take things for granted and be contented with what they have. Stop comparing and play their own part. Especially Miss Raeann Ho. She needs to know how fortunate she is. 

I'll have to stay over at Senja next weekend to pack all the goodie bags. It's kind of a ... dread. I've not been staying there for quite some time. Only go back to open letter box nia. 
I know it's a waste to leave it empty. I'm now trying to save for a wardrobe. My clothes are still in garbage bag, lolol. Actually, I've no idea what to do with that house also. It's quite sickening to think of it. No intention to stay, can't decide if I want to rent, worried that renting out will brings me more trouble. And it's really stupid. I spent so much money, time and effort, to rent it out? I really put in 500% effort. (I slim down a lot doing that house lor!) That's me! It's either I do, or don't do, there's no in between. 

Don't think I need this book, my willpower is very strong liao. Strong until people always think I'm very stubborn. I know I'm stubborn, but I'm not unreasonable. Many times, I insisted my way through, is to protect people I love. Often misunderstood by others, but I'm one who put people I love above myself. Haiz (And sorry, I won't pretend to be very nice to you and then harm you at the back.)

There must be someone who is firm enough to make decisions in a Company. I make the decision, I bear the responsibility. If anything goes wrong, I think of ways to solve it. I solve problems, I'm an asset, not a liability. #justsaying

Friday, August 19, 2016

Lunar 7th Month Taboo

Lol, my customer, which is my Senja's neighbour, referred by another neighbour, told me that his parents said 7th month cannot buy car. So he made an appointment with me on 3rd Sept, to test drive and place deposit (he has viewed the car already). Initially, I find it quite funny but then hor, I think he's not the only one leh.

In order to "counter" this problem, I've a suggestion... Look for Malay, Indian & Christian customers! LOLOLOL 

The Nissan customer today, I hope he won't change his mind. I'm very scare of such thing now, so I don't dare to pin any hope at all. He's an Indian, lol. No, I'm not racist, I'm okay with anyone, everyone as long as they didn't provoke me. Keeping my finger crossed, I hope this deal will go through on Monday.

If you're a nice and reliable dealer, I'll of cos put your cars as top priority to push to my customers. But if you're not, sorry, you will be blacklisted.

Be reasonable. If customer just collected car and problems started popping out in less than a week and it's not wear and tear, please bear the responsibility. Don't come and tell me shit like "if want everything new, buy a new car lah" or "go small claim lah" or "sue me lah". 

If this is how you handle, it's okay, I can pay for you. It's not about the money, it's about your own reputation and credibility. Business is all about "say what you mean, mean what you say", even if the profit is low or might have to lose money sometimes. Don't forget that your customer has their own referrals too. But once you're blacklisted, you'll forever be blacklisted by them and their circle of friends and family. (You can change your Company's name, but car trade is small and I'll warn all my customers!)

Please don't doubt my referral flow, I've a list of customers now. 

Bro - F10
Cousin - Hyundai
Cousin - Jap cars
Friend - Honda or Toyota 
Neighbour - Jap cars
Friend's intro - Van
Friend - Conti cars

I'm currently handling all these too. Keep it coming!!! I love being busy. Two handovers next week, I hope they don't fall on the same day cos the two places are quite far apart.
Hanor. I'm very responsible one. I'll be around during viewing, purchase and handover, unless it's too last minute and my appointment clashes. Even after-sale services; repair, talk to dealer etc, I'll always be around!
"To gain trust, be reliable and reachable."

Oh yah yah yah, people are very impressed by my "Swarovski pen namecard". I just ordered another batch today. Very expensive "namecard" I have, becos I'm not cheap, hahahahaha. Keep it, use it, my number is on it. Need to buy/sell car, find me! :)