Sunday, September 25, 2016



Happy Birthday to you. 

Sorry, I'm very late, have been holding myself back to post this.
Really wondered how am I gonna forget about you on this very day? Ha! It gonna haunt me a lifetime. Wherever you are, whatever you are doing now, take very good care of yourself. Good night.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Let's party!

Joanne sings... 原来你是我最想留住的幸运 原来我们和爱情曾经靠的那么近。。。

Woooo, finally, after 245689 days, we gathered again. I mean ALL OF US, and it was mad fun. Noisy, loud, funny, anyhow sing, anyhow cheer. All drunk. Goodness.

I started drinking from 12pm! Hahaha 

It was specially planned for me by Ashley. Cos I found him a good good good deal, so he wants to treat me lah. :) 

Damn, why do I look like I'm eating the mic? I AM NOT. Angle problem.
But anyway, we cleaned the mic before singing.

There's one super touchy uncle, I want to box him already. Walao eh. I elbowed him when he got near me then I went to sit beside Justin, asked him to save me. Then he keep staring at Justin, talk like buay song, and keep asking him to drink. Please lah uncle. You don't have mirror at home issit?
Seriously fuck all the men who doesn't respect women. Having money doesn't mean that you can have any woman you want. Go die please.

He's erm, machiam idol. The waitress hahaha keep aiming him. Aiya, it always happen. He's tall, 183, lookable and has a very good vocal. So it's normal. (He and Ashley are related, their gene is good de lor!) 

He's like my "fairytale", everyone keep trying to make us together. Hahaha but we know that we're only friends, very good friends, nothing but friends. He's an eligible bachelor. Single for the longest time cos still searching for "the one". I admire such guys who respect relationship. I trust him cos I know he won't do anything to me.

I feel bad cos I always use our photo as my Whatsapp dp to stop people from disturbing me. I'm single, but I'm not available. I don't want to waste my time on man anymore, it always turned out crap. It wasn't easy curing my own heart. I got inform him first la, and he's okay. Hahaha (Not okay also bo bian, lol!) Let's go Maldives! Before it vanishes! Woohoo! 我要去!!! Book and go! Yeah! 


I've known all these friends since 17 years old. To them, I'm one 傻妹, always blur blur. Lol! They know me very well. My words can be very harsh cos I'm very straight forward, but I'm harmless. And if I really want to help you, I help without expecting any returns.

I just helped a Sec sch friend to sell his car at a price nobody expect, $4k above market value. (It was a very fast deal. I posted on Thursday evening, next morning got buyer liao, in full cash and he wanted to take the car immediately. My friend was kinda shock, unprepared.) I could have earn but I don't want. I linked them up and asked them to liaise between themselves. Sorry, I don't see the need to earn from everyone and everything.

Haha I'm gonna turn into a fatty soon, with all the treats from friends.
To most dealers, I've attitude problem. Becos I don't wish to entertain nonsense. They're not my friends, they're just working partners. I only "enjoy" with my friends. If they want to meet me regarding work, please do it during working hours. After that, I no entertain. Don't bother asking me out for dinner, drinking etc. I will not go.

This is something I made myself very clear when I got into car trade. I'm not interested to find a r/s with dealers, neither have anything to do with them. I don't sleep around, and don't play with feelings. Unless it's about work, if not, stay away from me.

Monday, September 19, 2016

"Saving" Whatsapp Audio

OMFG! I've been figuring out how to save WhatsApp Audio for many hours. Apparently, no one seems to know. Sam asked me "don't delete the chat" lor. LOL

Tried all ways and means I found online, but to no avail. So I came up with this brilliant idea... HAHAHA

I turned on WhatsApp on my computer and recorded it with my phone. OMG. Why am I so smart!!! LOLOLOL

Ahhh, no leh, I didn't sing it for him. It was playing in the car and I was just being random. But I think he was quite impressed. WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER HOR.

He tried dating me many times but I asked him not to target me. I'm scared. Friend friend ok lah. Aiya many people like to disturb me when they have nothing to do. TMD

Sunday, September 18, 2016




I helped him to make a perfect arrangement so that he won't need to go car-less for a day. Met him and his baby girl at the place he handover his old car, picked his wife and son, went for lunch together, sent them home cos his car not ready yet and I've another viewing. (Initial plan was to send them to collect the car de, but there was a little delay.) 

My very steady blog reader! I like her character, 有什么, 讲什么, 没心机! See you again soon! :) 

All my happy customers! I hope their cars don't give them any issue and have a safe ride always. Keep in touch! Call me if you all need any help! ^^ 

It takes a little intelligence, some luck and ALOT of efforts to show result. I'm really lucky with all the helps rendered from all sources. Thank you everyone! :) But, can close or not is another issue lah. JIAYOU!!!

I want to repeat myself again. There is only one me. You can't be another me. You can have him all you want now, so stop stalking my blog and copying me. It's damn annoying. Lead your own life, while I lead my own. Don't drag me into your dramatic life again. Somebody please teach me how the fuck do I block someone out from my blog?  

Of cos, I've my downtime too. But ah, I seldom complain. I'll usually brush it aside. I kena my first red light after driving for 14 years, and I don't even know until I received letter yesterday. First time kena point deduction too. There goes my additional 5% NCD.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Just a little token!

Everytime I sell a car, the thing I worry most is... LOAN. Cos deal might be cancelled if customer has to top up too much. Not everyone can afford to top up. Haiz

Let's just hope every deal will go through smoothly. And everyone will be happy! It's really not about the money sometimes. But more about the disappointment. Everyone will be affected! 

New batch of gifts just arrived. God knows why I love to buy all these so much. I love gifting people! I love buying food for people! Lol

Just a little token from me, to thank people for their trust and support! :)

Met up for car viewing with a very direct (just like me sia) and cute blog reader today! She's really like me. Like, buy, no hassle.

My mentality is like, "Hey, life is short! Good thing/deal/car/people don't wait for you. If like, just grab. Cos you might not find another one you like so much. And end up settling for anyone." 

How many people are lidat? I don't wish to have anymore regrets in life. I don't even know when I will die. 

I've another appointment with another blog reader tomorrow. Early noon doing handover of the Lexus IS250 I sold last evening. Fastest deal ever. 

I've attained the highest level of selling cars...

Sell until people want to marry me! LOLOL 

Wahahahahaha this fatty Meimei is soooooo funny. I noticed one "or ki" (mole) on her face, so I asked why is there such a big "or ki". She said, "No lah, it's not or ki, it's makeup, cos I want to be Harley Quinn." (God knows who is Harley Quinn, she said is joker's gf!) 

Then I said I want to take a photo of her. She said, "wait wait wait, I go wear my Harley Quinn suit first!" 


I went to google about Harley Quinn and asked her where's the or ki, don't have leh. 

She replied, "Oh fine, I'll clean away the or ki." 


Thursday, September 15, 2016

What have I been missing out?

Looking through past posts on my IG makes me feel that I've been missing out so much for the past 1-2 years. My life used to be so "colourful" and exciting. I kinda miss being a real part-time blogger and attending events...

Eh no, I'm not an active IG user anymore. 

I was being pampered with lots of beauty products, beauty treatments (getting paid to go somemore), food tasting, new product launch invitations etc. I wonder if it's a wrong choice to give up (real) blogging for someone? He didn't like it. (I've learnt not to give up my passion and myself for anyone, anymore.)

And it's too late for me to restart it all over again now. It's okay. I believe God has a better plan for me! :) 

Anyway, I'm still quite lucky to be blessed with good friends! Thank you Justin for all these amazing products! I've been using their moisturiser given by him last time! It's good! I believe many people know about Jeunesse becos when I posted on FB, all the comments were so positive! 

If you wish to try the miracle of Jeunesse too, feel free to contact Justin @ 91918070! (Tell him Joanne intro one, see can get some discount or not! LOL) You won't regret! :) Becos I didn't, just like all of them above. I think the price is quite reasonable and affordable as well.