Monday, December 18, 2017

4th batch lo!






Repeated the orders again and again becos this card is so useful!!! Anyone, everyone can use it! ☺️

I'm so proud of my own idea and apparently, so many people are copying it. People only copy IF it's good right! ✌🏻


This batch again, is the embossed type! The one that I prefer! Very unique and outstanding. This is still considered limited edition as I don't do a lot of pieces each time, not cheap eh. I did not mass produce it cos I don't wanna make it common (strictly not for sale). You know how those common design ones always tio 'kop'? Lol



The only difference between the old and new (embossed) is that I requested to have a space on the left and right side. Actually now, I can't decide which looks better? Hmm...

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Christmas Giveaway


Make a guess what car is he referring to? 
猜中有奖哦! 😂
Hint: Audi & Volkswagen

No joke, this is really a contest. Each person is only entitled to ONE TRY. Please post your answer on my FB page (www.facebook.com/amicusjo), under comment of this post! One winner (with the correct answer) will be selected randomly. 



Winner will walk away with my customised Nets FlashPay w/ $20 stored value! ✌🏻

This contest will ends on 22nd December 2017, 12am Singapore time. 

Merry X'mas all! ☺️

Friday, December 8, 2017

不懂装懂 🙄

I realised hor, there are so many idiots out there who like to 不懂装懂 (act smart), when they simply don't know a single shit, then when I prove them wrong with facts, they in return hate me, or come up with another shit. 

Thank god I'm not like that. As a humble person, when I don't know or not sure of anything, I'll not hesistate to ask around or google. I'll not say or insist things which I'm unsure about. I've no idea why people wanna do that leh? To prove what ah? Prove that they very smart ah? 

Sorry, but the result still proves that I'm right and you're wrong. I'm talking about those "procedures" whereby it's not something people can agree or disagree about. The procedure is like that means like that. 

Idiot No. 1) 

Many months back, I sold a car for my customer to my broker's friend's friend. My customer entrusted me to settle everything for him. I've all his IC, pin, documents etc, he will settle his own outstanding finance. The buyer took up loan from a finance company. 

That idiot is the broker's friend, who is also in car trade but apparently, don't know a single shit, but acts like he knows everything. 

First, he asked me to ask the bank for Form B, say he needs to see Form B, if not won't release cheque. He said the finance company (well known and reputable one hor) asked for it de. Hahahaha 

Everyone in car trade fucking know that Form B is an internal system form whereby bank will update their system internally. There's no way to get a paper slip of Form B, at all. He insisted that I should get it, despite me explaining it to him multiple times that it's impossible. 🙄



I should have done this, and send to him. 😂

Next, he insisted that the owner should be there personally to sign and collect the cheque if not they won't release. 

If every owner has to do that, what's the use for dealers & agents? Moreover, cheque is to owner's name. 

I told him I've his IC and all the neccesary documents with me liao. He insisted cannot.

Conclusion = I received the cheque on behalf of my customer. 

So hahahaha, becos I insisted my way through and magically did everything that he said cannot, he hates me? Who cares anyway. 

P/S: If you don't know a shit, don't argue with someone who knows and did it (many times) before. Throw your own face only. 😑 

His car dealership company, omg, his cars, lok 到可以, and he don't even bother to repair. 😒 Plus his very 'smart' ignorant, he will give you a lot of troubles. BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! 

Idiot No. 2) 

Oh, this one I just met nia, a workshop lady boss from buyer's side. Me and seller sent the car to that workshop, upon buyer's request, it's a direct owner sales. The car is in superb condition I swear, this is what their mechanic said too. 

But this annoying orange right, has been scarring and saying nonsense to the buyer. Nvm, it's okay cos I can handle. (I think she's just sour grape?)  

Buyer requested to collect car first before we do settlement and transfer of ownership. Becos it's a long stretch of holiday for that week, so we can only start processing on the handover date. Things were already planned and agreed upon liao. 

When I was there, you know what that annoying orange said? 

She said, "no, cannot, I'll talk to him (buyer), must settle all the paperwork first before collecting the car." So I said, "then ok lor, when seller hands over the car, I'll just park at my place first. It doesn't affects me at all, its requested by buyer, himself."

Then she said, "no insurance how he drive?" I said, "he can activate his insurance first de". 

Here comes the interesting part...

"MUST TRANSFER OWNERSHIP LIAO THEN CAN ACTIVATE INSURANCE WHAT!"

🙄🙄🙄🙄

I said, "no no, must activate insurance liao then can do transfer." Then she insisted that her 'step' is right. So I told her, "I've been doing it." 

Guess what's her next line?

"It's just so unethical to do it this way." 

WHAT?! Who the fuck don't do it this way? Activate insurance liao then can do transfer, it's LTA ruling leh. Anyway, I msged the buyer about this too, and I told him that she's plain annoying. Yes. I'm this direct, won't hide one. 

Then guess the irony? She wanted to buy a car from me, asked me if I have that car or not. 😂 Sorry lor, even if have, I won't sell her, I don't want to do her business. I don't see any point helping people who don't trust me. 

Gosh. But seriously, thanks to such people, cos they made my life in car trade more "interesting". 

I admit, I've zero patience for arrogant people who love to act smart & fake people who love to act nice and play victim. 

And honestly, people can hate me, for all I care, I'll still be myself, stay true to myself, and continue doing things I love. 😊

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Why do you need me?

A customer inspired me to do this post. It's based on a true story, so you guys be your own judge ok!

This customer is a colleague of my friend cum past customer, she passed me his contact this morning. 

So this funny guy went to view a car yesterday. The dealer (which is introduced by his friend) is apparently not very honest. 😬 Maybe that's why he didn't confirm on the spot. 

1) The car price is higher than market price (cos it's a ROPC going to convert into normal plate). Customer apparently didn't know how to count. 

The dealer did a breakdown of only the car price (no ARF nor depre mentioned), age, interest rate & monthly instalment. 

2) Interest rate has been lowered to 2.78% max for used cars, across most banks. (I'll receive updates from finance company, the rates are constantly changing though.) But if nobody say, you won't know right? He was being quoted 2.98%.


3) With effect from 20th December, all the LTA fees will be revised. Meaning if you buy NOW, transfer fee is still at $11. He was being quoted $25 cos they told him w.e.f December. ($14 also want to cheat! 😒) 

4) Admin fee... The dealer charged him $500. 


And I did. My dealer has agreed to waive the admin fee. But I've to say, not all will do that. Some will waive, some will discount, I'll help what I can. 😊

These are all the reasons why you need me! Hahahaha! Cos I don't side with dealers yet I can help them to earn money. And most importantly, I'll help you guys to save money hor! ✌🏻 So, why not? 😉

Disclaimer: I don't take sides, at all. Fair, honest & transparent deal is what I'm fighting for! 😊 

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Coe Renewal Loan

Oh gosh, I've been sooooooo busy ever since I'm back from Boracay. Closed 7 deals in one week plus. Once again, thank you for all the referrals. Also, need to thank all those finance company, dealers & exporters for their kind support. If not for their good price and help, I won't be able to survive till today. Thank you. 😊



Anyone in need of COE renewal loan? Full COE loan at interest rate of 3.25%! Contact me @ 90087688 if you need! ☺️ 

You may also contact me if you wish to buy/sell/trade-in/export/scrap/renew (any) vehicles (including commercial), plus insurance! 我什么都做! 😂 


I've received high value (just did it today) for C class body now. Any C class going to scrap soon, contact me ok? 😊 Thank you! 

I think I really brought the C class trend among all my friends and readers (and oh, maybe haters too! 😬). Out of sudden, so many people changed into C class when they don't even look at Merc initially. HAHAHA But I'm okay, cos I'm not selfish one. It's true that C class is always in demand. I ❤️ my car! Heehee

Saturday, November 25, 2017

I ❤️ Boracay!


Boracay is a small island in the central Philippines. It's known for its resorts and beaches. Along the west coast, White Beach is backed by palm trees, bars and restaurants. On the east coast, strong winds make Bulabog Beach a hub for water sports. Nearby, the observation deck on Mount Luho offers panoramic views over the island. Offshore, coral reefs and shipwrecks are home to diverse marine life.

Love everything about Boracay (sun, beach, sand, cheap beer & people) except the food. Me no like, 吃不惯. They have plenty of beach bars, restaurants & road side stalls (at night) but 来来去去就是那几样咯, they don't have wide variety of food. 😬

And holy god, I wish the traveling journey can be shorter & less troublesome. Probably that's why there aren't much Singaporeans there, but ALOT of Koreans, Malaysians & (China) Chinese leh? 🤔





I can finally strike Boracay off my bucket list! Will I go back there again? Yes, but not anytime soon. Cannot tahan the long & troublesome journey leh. But it's worth it lah, all for their beautiful sunset, soft fine sand, ombré blue sea, crystal clear sea water, can't ask for more liao. 


Thank you my ❤️ for planning and bringing me there! 😘 Yes, he booked & arranged everything. I just have to pack myself there. ☺️


Take memories, leave footprints, sealed with a kiss. 💋 #JJ2Boracay

Now, bear with me on this lengthy post - A simple guide to Boracay. 🤗

TO/FRO BORACAY FROM SINGAPORE

You have to take all 3 modes of transport - air, land & sea just to get there. Imagine carrying your luggage up and down, up and down. Plus all the waiting time, it will take one day to reach there, one day to come back. So actually, we only spent 3 days there. 


Changi Airport ➡️ Kalibo Airport (3-4 hours)


Kalibo Airport ➡️ Caticlan Jetty Port (2 hours)


Caticlan ➡️ Boracay (5-10 mins) 


Shuttle bus ➡️ our hotel. (15 - 30 mins, depends on traffic condition) 

The above are all excludes waiting time, which is non fixed. Tell me it's not scary. 😅 We set off at 8am to Changi Airport, we reached Boracay hotel at 8+pm. (There's no time difference.) Totally exhausted when we reached, no energy liao. 

TRANSFER - SOUTHWEST


Southwest took care of all our activities and transfers. And they're all generally quite friendly and nice. The first "tour guide" we met the moment we reached Caticlan Jetty is so damn friendly until I scared sia. 



Our activities guide, our new friend. He's so cute and funny! 😂

TRANSPORT IN BORACAY

You can take their "tricycle" (something like tuk tuk) if you don't wish to walk. 60 peso (max) per ride for two paxs. 






TIPS: Please remember to bargain as they will offer 100-150 peso if you don't. 



They have other modes of transport too, van/bus where you can just hop on and squeeze with 12 people.


Or motorbike! We tried 3 paxs in a bike there, in our new friend's motor! 😅

RESORT HOTEL


Henann Prime; they're quite a large group, having 4 (I think?) big resorts in the entire Boracay. Ours is located at Station 1, which is the more quiet area. 

Station 2 is the most happening while station 3's happening is between station 1 and 2. Ya, that's how small Boracay is, made up of 3 stations along White Beach. 








Morning view of the pool.




We were being served a glass of mango juice each while doing the check in. Their service is really 👍🏻! Highly recommended. I'll go back there if I ever visit Boracay again. 

WHITE BEACH



This is their legendary beautiful White Beach.

Heard from a local there, station 1 has the finest and softest sand. Which I really have to agree. In fact, to me, the sand is really damn soft, regardless which station. 



Haha we were at the beach everyday!!! Combed from station 1 to 3! 



Another part of White Beach. 


Station 2, many many people! Frankly speaking, I still prefer station 1, even though we have to walk damn far out, just to look for food. But we always stroll back to hotel after dinner, along the beach, jin romantic hor. 


TIPS: Try to be there on a weekday, the entire white beach is damn crowded during the weekends! 


Won't be able to take such picture at all, like us owning the whole sea! 😂 Please ignore my trotter thigh though. LOL

SHOPPING

D'Mall





The most popular must go (sure passby) and probably the only place with proper shops (not inside shopping mall) in Boracay, located at station 2. 

TIPS: Similar stuffs at slightly cheaper price can be found at "pasamalam" shops along D'Talipapa! 

CITYMall





Perhaps, don't need to waste time going this mall, limited shops, nothing to see or buy one. But it's the only air conditioned shopping mall in Boracay. 


FOOD

The Beach Bar











Please try their Liempo (pork) Belly!! It's 👍🏻!

Thai Basil




Ok lor, average lor. 

CYMA Greek Tavern






Recommended by a friend but as think it's so-so only. 😬

D'Talipapa 



It's a seafood "heaven" where you can find the weirdest and freshest seafood in Boracay. Literally a tourist spot. 


Seafood & cooking of the seafood are charged separately. You have to choose the seafood first, then ask another shop to cook, same goes for vege! (Pssss... Spot that "aunty"! Wahahahaha)







All these plus some beers cost around S$120? Cheap or ex? To me, it's consider expensive cos I saw restuarants at station 2 selling cheaper! Maybe not as fresh lah! 

TIPS: Show your full battle bargaining skills, else will kena chopped into pieces. 😬 They don't eat and doesn't know how to handle fresh oysters there, therefore, don't order it raw. 

Seaside Stalls




Nothing recommendable actually, all the seaside stalls sell exactly the same kind of food. 

WARNING: Do not try their intestines if you have a weak tummy. My man gotten food poisoning on the last day (the next morning actually). 😂

ACTIVITIES & SEA SPORTS

Happy Planet Zipline & Cable Car





Jet Ski



Parawsailing






TIPS: Try Ariel Point whereby you pay 2500 peso (around S$67) per pax and you can get to try kayaking, cliff jumping & snorkelling with BBQ lunch and free flow alcohol, all in. (8am - 5pm) 

OTHERS


Nothing much you can buy there, probably only their most popular dried mangoes cos it's half the price cheaper than SG. 


They have a husband day care 'center' if you ever need it! 😂






Their sand carving skill is really 👍🏻! But do take note that you will be asked to pay when you take photo of it after completed. They will suddenly pop out from nowhere to ask you to pay. Lol



Their McDonald has no chili sauce, and some of their meals come with rice! The locals there love rice! Our activities guide told us that he cannot live without rice. Hahaha


Their alcohols (beers) are really damn cheap, less than $2 per can/bottle! 

O'rite, hope I didn't miss out anything, and hope this post helps if you're planning for a Boracay trip. Overall, it's really a nice place and worth to visit (at least) once in a lifetime. Till we meet again, Boracay.